knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
"he set out to prove a point about how easy women have it"
Gender and Sexuality Studies:
Computer Science and Engineering:
Choaked at Theater
I DIED AT MUSIC
watching yourself being replaced by people better than you
- ★ = You’re my crush tumblr.
- ✿ = I love your tumblr.
- ✄ = I love you.
- Σ = I want to fuck you.
- ☼ = You’re hot.
- ☁ = You’re beautiful.
- ☂ = You check out my blog.
- ♕ = You inspire me.
- ♔ = I wish we talked.
- ☯ = I wish we were friends in real life.
- ♋ = I wish you were my mate
- ♫ = I really think about you ALOT
- ✖ = You’re ugly.
- ☢ = I don’t like you.
- ✡ = I hate you.
- ☠: Your blog sucks, bitch.Inbox Me Symbols
THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
So apparently consuming blood is illegal in Louisiana
How much blood did people have to drink before it was banned?
patternedchaos said: So I decided that instead of those questionaire things I'm gonna make my own questions that I wanna know ^_^ something for you to come home to every now and then. You can answer here or text. 1. What was your dream for the longest time? 2. What makes you happy no matter what? 3. Best day ever? 4. What makes you so shy sometimes? 5. If you could go anywhere and any when, where would it be? 6. Favorite type of weather? 7. 1 thing that you think anyone should know about you what would it be?
1. I wanted to be on a stage and just sing/perform. not a big deal.
2. A child’s smile can cure me of any sadness i can come up with. Or thunderstorms. That shit is amazingly epiclly awesome to me.
3. Best day ever has to be, the day i realized I’m unique. that i truly am not like another. That I am one in a lifetime type of gal.
4. I am afraid of rejection and being made fun of. I constantly was when i was little, so i just figure everyone will do so even though i am grown up.
5. I would honestly just go to a safe mountain area, where its green in the spring and white in the winter. Somewhere i can be safe and be able to be free of the hurt city life causes, but not alone like town life gives.
6. I LOVE THUNDERSTORMS! LIKE IF THAT SHIT BE HEADING IN I WILL FUCKING THROW MYSELF A PARTY.
7. I don’t mean to be as mean as many people tell me I am. I don’t intend to do things or say things the way most people take them. And honestly when it is brought to my attention, I get very upset, because I have fucked up in a way i cant fix, for it being to late and I didn’t even notice at the time :<